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Accident Demotivational Poster

HEY DAD - What's for dinner? Venison...on the grill.

TAGS: deer car accident
Rating: 4.84/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 3:15 pm
"i could tell that nobody was in the car." Nope! They drive on the wrong in Merca.
brice8948 - December 2, 2011, 8:02 pm
while i looked at the photo closely i could tell that nobody was in the car.


TAGS: favoritism brother sibling accident bird
Rating: 3/5

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jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:56 pm
So far Pzy, all the ones I have seen this Anon post are repeats of repeats fathered by repeats
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:03 pm

get a profile and get some creativity.
pzykosiz - December 13, 2010, 4:40 pm
are all these ones by Anonymous plagiarised?

Seagulls -

TAGS: seagull accident climber
Rating: 4.44/5

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GaryO - April 29, 2014, 9:56 pm

I Swear To God Mom! -

TAGS: revenge evil child accidents
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:32 am
You should see when she's mad!
ughomer - September 1, 2014, 12:30 pm
Owwwww! That smarts!

Veterinary Science -

FLYING HORSE - I saw a flying horse today. Sadly, too late.

TAGS: horse flying car accident traffic
Rating: 4.74/5

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MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 5:22 pm
Makes me wonder if the car is left hand drive or right hand drive. And where the driver is...
PeteMan - April 30, 2012, 8:23 am
I want to see the insurance paperwork for this one...


MEN'S STUFF - My truck is bigger than your truck.

TAGS: truck big car men accident
Rating: 4.7/5

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boutilier666 - July 9, 2013, 1:03 pm
Was real actually, happened at a mine I work at in Mexico. I recognize the picture from our safety report
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:37 pm
Indeed. :D Wonder if it was an accident or on purpose. If the latter, someone must've really pissed them off.
gas - January 22, 2012, 9:42 pm

NAIL GUNS - easy on the trigger now.

FUTILITY - Some situations are just outside your capabilities unless your Clark Kent.

BRAKES... - ... are not decorations.


PINOCCHIO - Gotta watch your step

TAGS: pinocchio fall accident hurt funny
Rating: 4.21/5

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Airman - May 27, 2011, 12:37 pm


TAGS: industry human ladder accident stupid
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sparkynator - June 26, 2011, 3:20 pm
Not really i'm belgian but we've got life insurance aswell :D
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:02 pm

Canadian eh?


ROSIE O'DONNEL - Dies in terrible skydiving accident. She is survived by...

TAGS: celebrities accidents
Rating: 4.08/5

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forseti - May 10, 2010, 4:42 pm
and after some years they come back to the light in Iceland and our planes mustn't fly...
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 4:34 pm
it's called a sink hole, that's where we throw all the rejected motifakes in to, and it's getting fuller by the day ;)
nettimato - May 10, 2010, 4:23 pm
how is this possible? i know that pic is real, but what really caused it?
GreyScorpion - April 18, 2010, 1:02 pm
I know this was used yesterday, but I laughed at it. 4L

EATING RUBBER - Not what it's made out to be

DOES THIS MEAN - I've failed the parking component of my driving test ?


TAGS: car pothole accident
Rating: 4.43/5

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Cloudchaser - August 18, 2010, 1:52 am
The damage would be even worse for someone on a motorcycle.


TAGS: nuclear fukushima accident meltdown sushi
Rating: 4.14/5

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Nagard - May 12, 2011, 1:03 pm
I think I got my humor from my grandfather... This is pure evil and I still think it's funny :D


TAGS: truck church lake accident
Rating: 4.43/5

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Chef - May 11, 2010, 12:33 am
And lo, he did also say shit... and soiled his pants! 5L


PARENTING SKILLS - She's your daughter, not a bowling ball.

CREATIVITY - It's the wicked mother of all the bloody accidents

DERP. - Words fail me, as gravity failed that poor donkey.

SHOWING OFF - It will never win you the race.

TAGS: show off race fall accident ouch
Rating: 3.11/5

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Sex_feind - October 19, 2009, 4:05 am


TAGS: motorcycle accident ninja
Rating: 2.46/5

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aesop's folly - November 1, 2009, 8:36 pm
if he was a ninja, we wouldnt see him jump off

I SUPPOSE - You thought that was funny.

Rocks fall -

TAGS: accident
Rating: 1.44/5

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Claire - January 24, 2009, 3:57 pm
Epic fail. Theres a LIVING guy standing right at the edge of the rock.
Max - May 5, 2008, 10:12 am
Something Positive for the win. :D


HELLO MA BABY, - Hello ma honey, Hello ma ragtime gal, Send me a kiss by wire, Baby, my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, Honey, you'll lose me, Then you'll be left alone;

TAGS: hello ma baby motorcycle accident
Rating: 3.82/5

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krazzeeman - August 23, 2010, 6:42 pm

ACCIDENTS - Sometimes knowing how they're going to happen still isn't enough to prevent them

TAGS: accidents hot motorcycle
Rating: 3.43/5

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Woody - July 16, 2009, 4:25 pm
RAWR - April 3, 2009, 9:47 pm
GAY! = two guys sitting close together, which actually leads you to see that they are staring at her shoes. :)



YOU... - are experiencing a car accident.


TAGS: loss tragic accident
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sho - June 7, 2012, 11:14 am
Thx all
forseti - June 6, 2012, 12:55 pm
this is a great use of this photo! 5 baby lions!
mariand - June 6, 2012, 11:17 am
amsome...and very true... but let's be optimistic



TAGS: accident myth jamie bastard cubby
Rating: 4.68/5

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Faceplant31 - July 1, 2010, 4:21 pm
5L just cuz of my love of this show and how Jamie actually does look like a walrus! Those guys have one of the amsomest jobs ever!


TAGS: bike accident wrench wheel
Rating: 4.17/5

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Reality Lord - January 7, 2011, 9:28 pm

may i suggest a venture into fonts, as well as a border.
pointer - January 7, 2011, 9:35 am
pity there is no border, pity , also a p word. Please have some?!

ACCIDENTS - cuz' you're only human


TAGS: life time death drunk drive under influence addiction safe think serious kodak moment accident drive safe think
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:00 am
This guy took out the entire Tour de France! lol 5/5
mrbombastic - September 16, 2009, 6:23 am
Holy shit!

ON THE UPSIDE . . . - . . . the exhaust on this vehicle is totally SWEET!

ACCIDENTS - This is why you should not run with sharp objects.

HERE'S THE DEAL, SON... - You clean your room, mow the grass and wash my car, and I won't tell your Mother how her favorite vase got broken.


NOPE - Nothing can go wrong here.


TAGS: not a tribute names are pure accident
Rating: 4.56/5

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Faceplant31 - July 2, 2010, 6:24 pm
Solid gold!!!5L

Going Home -


TALENT - why people follow you with cameras.

TAGS: skating accident
Rating: 4.13/5

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FelixA9 - May 8, 2010, 10:59 am
Skateboards and Youtube were made for each other.
RiddleMeThis - March 19, 2010, 11:30 am
Thanks. ^^
Faceplant31 - March 18, 2010, 9:01 am
I like it, nice work



Ginsu Motorcycle -

TAGS: car accident
Rating: 1.29/5

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John - November 18, 2008, 4:08 pm
Hey look, a Peugeot 106 Sport.

NOOOOOOO! - Don't panic son....she just can't get up. Let me look for a forklift.

PHOTOS FIRST - Questions, And possible first aid Later


TAGS: woman child accident
Rating: 4.2/5

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SteveFurlong - July 22, 2012, 10:40 am
Am I the only one wondering what the heck that picture came from? Teaching a kid to put her face in the water, is all I can think of. But that's a bad way to do it if the kid is reluctant.
spacedog - July 20, 2012, 5:46 pm
Dark and funny. Well done, 5ho.



TAGS: accidents
Rating: 3.83/5

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Sho - March 14, 2010, 10:21 am
judo-flipped by his bike
Bob D. Sailor - February 4, 2010, 11:57 pm
That's going to leave a mark.



INSURANCE COMPANIES - "What do you mean, How'd the accident happen? I loaned the car to my wife, isn't that enough?"

TAGS: insurnce companies accident wife driving
Rating: 3.6/5

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CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:55 pm
2L, sorry


TAGS: life time natasha richardson death celeb charming lady class 1963 accident ski
Rating: 2.95/5

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Cheech - May 23, 2009, 11:48 am
damn I did miss a few letters on that one.
Bob chin - May 22, 2009, 9:10 pm
Or "uninformed" I believe
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:45 pm
Just an FYI I was engaged to and lived with a woman from Toronto for several years and there were several reasons she lived in the states Health care, Taxes and Weather. So while I may not be an expert I am certainly NOT uniformed.
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:43 pm
Also if you took it as an attack on Canada I apologize. It was more of an attack on the President and the Dems who want to force socialized medicine on the citizens of the USA. I'm sorry you can keep it.
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:40 pm
I know much of the details AND I am an EMS professional. I know what is and isn't important. With her situation time was of the essence if she had access to a CT that wasn't a 2 hr Ambulance ride away she "may" have survived.
Canuck - May 11, 2009, 10:24 pm
She refused treatment for 2 hours before being taken to a Canadian hospital and then flown to Manhattan.
Canuck - May 11, 2009, 10:22 pm
The Country she was injured in had nothing to do with her death. Educate yourself more on the circumstances before you try to use someone else's personal tragedy as ammo to attack a whole country. She never waited at a Canadian hospital.
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 9:04 pm
I bet her outcome would have been different if she had her accident in the US. Where should would have gotten quality health care immediately instead of waiting almost 10 hours. Socialized medicine my ASS. My condolences to her family.

SHARK BAIT - OK now I get why he insisted so much in taking the dog with him when going big fishing.

Agility -


Reflex -

TAGS: accident
Rating: 2.11/5

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Dandy Tiger - December 15, 2008, 12:01 am
A complete geek reference if you think of it.
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 10:27 pm
Looks like energy's mother needs few more flying lessons. She's been financing them with her vagina, of course.

OVERSLEPT - They wanted to make the cruise

WELL AT LEAST - Bush knew how he was screwing America

A-STYLE? - Doggie-Style.

IT'S OKAY - It's my Dad's car (I wanna be there when his dad sees it)

The Boss Of It All -

TAGS: karma boss incompetence humor accident
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - March 25, 2014, 2:39 pm

Mondays -

surprise -

Ouch -


Buckle Up -

DYSTYCHIPHOBIA - The minute everything seems to be going your way, you get hit by an uninsured motorist.

TAGS: fear of accidents
Rating: 4.73/5

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Maths -

DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE - Makes a horse's ass out of you...

TAGS: car wreck horse auto accident
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 11:44 am
You should submit this to M.A.D.D. for their next ad campaign. Might get more seeing as how animals dying seem more important than people these days. 5L

Death -


TAGS: accident rerun eye injury
Rating: 4.5/5

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GreyScorpion - September 8, 2010, 8:49 pm
ooooooH, what? huh? who slipped me the mickey??? god my ass hurts...RERUN!!

TRAGEDY - Thy name is discarded bacon.


TAGS: life succeed fail cook accident
Rating: 4.22/5

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maoworks2 - March 12, 2012, 11:15 am
O.K Done That, Next ?




TAGS: this was no boating accident
Rating: 3.54/5

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agdaniele - December 27, 2009, 7:05 pm
5L. And she insisted this'd be better than an Alaskan cruise.

Women Drivers -

TAGS: accident wheels woman driver
Rating: 3.5/5

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Bolverk3778 - May 28, 2014, 3:56 pm
What the insurance company will want to know, 'Whats the name of the idiot tyre-fitter that didn't torque up the wheel nuts correctly'

How in the Hell? -

TAGS: accident car house roof wreck
Rating: 3.3/5

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fgd051943 - December 7, 2013, 5:52 am
Actually it's not. Really happened. But not HOW it happened.
BobbEdwards - September 29, 2013, 12:59 pm
Easy. Photoshop.

OKAY, ACCIDENTS HAPPEN - but this is unacceptable!

TAGS: car house accident
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - December 21, 2009, 4:19 pm
rev-er up and dump the clutch! i want to see all 4 tires break loose!
Fatt Matt - December 21, 2009, 4:01 pm
So is that why I've been hearing all that grinding noise??
Jmac0585 - December 21, 2009, 3:38 pm
That's the clutch, numbnuts.
Marvin Wankerstein - December 21, 2009, 1:51 pm
Someone forgot to tell him the brakes are the pedal on the left.

Luck -

TAGS: accident
Rating: 2.95/5

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Nobody - October 17, 2008, 12:05 pm
Agreed. True to the definition of "de-motivation."
Drew - October 3, 2008, 10:46 am
Perfect demotivational execution. 5 out of 5!

OH, THE HUMANITY, - all the 'passengers', I don't believe it.. Herbert Morrison 1906-1989

TAGS: beer tragedy accident humanity passengers
Rating: 2.75/5

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showmeone - March 22, 2011, 11:38 am
it's partner... http://cheezburger.com/showmeone/lolz/View/4544904960
agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 1:33 pm
LMAO!!!! You know I love you, Culos!
culos - January 31, 2011, 1:27 pm
Thank you, I'll return the favor one of these days
agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 1:03 pm
All the passengers were Dutch. No real loss.
Cloudchaser - January 30, 2011, 11:23 pm
Bud may be a top seller, but I'd rather have a Yuengling or Shiner any day
showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:34 pm
budwiser...the orginal flavoured american water
Cloudchaser - January 30, 2011, 11:30 am
It's Grolsch, a Dutch brewery. But is it a craft beer? If not, it's no more of a loss than if a Budweiser truck crashed

OUCH - That's Going To Leave A Mark


I'VE A STRONG FEELING - That this isn't quite going to script.

TAGS: script bike accident much pain
Rating: 2.53/5

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LogicDude - October 18, 2009, 10:36 pm
LOL @ Aggy!
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 10:21 pm
Steer into the skid!


TAGS: accident car ferrari crash
Rating: 2.4/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:02 pm
Than Granny is cooler than you are. ^_^


TAGS: ray believe hurt pain accident spine broken bone
Rating: 2.37/5

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LogicDude - September 25, 2008, 4:07 pm
Heehee...Cynthia has TWO rods!
David - June 21, 2008, 9:20 am
That was a boner fight right there cynthia, ftw
Cynthia - May 6, 2008, 12:04 am
I'm sure it did... but I've got about twice that many and two rods that run the length of my spine on either side... imagine what those x-rays look like.

Help -

TAGS: accident fail
Rating: 2.31/5

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rerun - February 9, 2009, 7:59 pm

I am guessing he won't be getting the deposit back.

Fail -

Floating -

TAGS: titanic movie flying floating disaster accident iceberg sinking
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 16, 2016, 11:06 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - December 16, 2016, 8:27 am
Nice, UP yours

it's a thin line -

TAGS: that thin line between stalker and secret admirer sometimes difficult to see until you accidentally cross it silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 9, 2015, 12:55 pm
Fabulously creepy! Nailed it! 5L, Silvy!
Reality Lord - June 9, 2015, 10:56 am

most excellent dude!