Accident Demotivational Poster
HEY DAD - What's for dinner? Venison...on the grill.
I Swear To God Mom! -
Veterinary Science -
FLYING HORSE - I saw a flying horse today. Sadly, too late.
SAFETY FIRST -
MEN'S STUFF - My truck is bigger than your truck.
NAIL GUNS - easy on the trigger now.
FUTILITY - Some situations are just outside your capabilities unless your Clark Kent.
BRAKES... - ... are not decorations.
FEMALE VALETS -
PINOCCHIO - Gotta watch your step
INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENTS -
ROSIE O'DONNEL - Dies in terrible skydiving accident. She is survived by...
EATING RUBBER - Not what it's made out to be
DOES THIS MEAN - I've failed the parking component of my driving test ?
DRIVER REACTION TEST -
FUKUSHIMA DISASTER -
PRAYERS ANSWERED -
MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENTS -
PARENTING SKILLS - She's your daughter, not a bowling ball.
CREATIVITY - It's the wicked mother of all the bloody accidents
DERP. - Words fail me, as gravity failed that poor donkey.
SHOWING OFF - It will never win you the race.
BIKER NINJAS -
I SUPPOSE - You thought that was funny.
Rocks fall -
ACCIDENTLY ON PURPOSE -
HELLO MA BABY, - Hello ma honey, Hello ma ragtime gal, Send me a kiss by wire, Baby, my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, Honey, you'll lose me, Then you'll be left alone;
ACCIDENTS - Sometimes knowing how they're going to happen still isn't enough to prevent them
MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENTS -
YOU... - are experiencing a car accident.
ROCKY ROAD -
ACCIDENTS - cuz' you're only human
ON THE UPSIDE . . . - . . . the exhaust on this vehicle is totally SWEET!
ACCIDENTS - This is why you should not run with sharp objects.
HERE'S THE DEAL, SON... - You clean your room, mow the grass and wash my car, and I won't tell your Mother how her favorite vase got broken.
MODERN DAY GLADIATORS -
NOPE - Nothing can go wrong here.
IN THE MENTAL HOSPITAL -
Going Home -
BULLFIGHTING - WHEN THE BULL GETS TIRED OF THIS SHIT.
TALENT - why people follow you with cameras.
Ginsu Motorcycle -
NOOOOOOO! - Don't panic son....she just can't get up. Let me look for a forklift.
PHOTOS FIRST - Questions, And possible first aid Later
A MARKED MAN -
BOB'S ACCIDENT -
WITHOUT COMPREHENSIVE INSURANCE -
INSURANCE COMPANIES - "What do you mean, How'd the accident happen? I loaned the car to my wife, isn't that enough?"
IN MEMORIAM -
SHARK BAIT - OK now I get why he insisted so much in taking the dog with him when going big fishing.
FLYING HORSES - ANOTHER NATURE FAILURE -
OVERSLEPT - They wanted to make the cruise
WELL AT LEAST - Bush knew how he was screwing America
A-STYLE? - Doggie-Style.
IT'S OKAY - It's my Dad's car (I wanna be there when his dad sees it)
The Boss Of It All -
Buckle Up -
DYSTYCHIPHOBIA - The minute everything seems to be going your way, you get hit by an uninsured motorist.
DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE - Makes a horse's ass out of you...
GREY SCORPION ACCIDENT -
TRAGEDY - Thy name is discarded bacon.
Women Drivers -
How in the Hell? -
OKAY, ACCIDENTS HAPPEN - but this is unacceptable!
OH, THE HUMANITY, - all the 'passengers', I don't believe it.. Herbert Morrison 1906-1989
OUCH - That's Going To Leave A Mark
LOW BRIDGE -
I'VE A STRONG FEELING - That this isn't quite going to script.
CRASHED FERRARI -
it's a thin line -
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